The term that's used to describe the fact that global warming is not happening anymore, but weird weather is happening instead. If there's 10 feet of snow on the ground it's hard to blame global warming so elite environmental snobs of the world, like Thomas Friedman of the New York Times, just say it's weird but trust us, the earth still has a fever.
Sure the US has had 12 major snowstorms this year, and England is having it's coldest winter in 1000 years, but it's because of global weirding.
by worldkingproductions February 15, 2011
The mass takeover of the world by porn, resulting in nobody leaving their computers or tvs due to being completely infatuated with porn.
I'm wacking off, my parents are in the other room masturbating, my grandparents are fapping in their tombs. We're experiencing global porning.
by Nordiqbeubs September 30, 2010
Minatozaki Sana. Minatozaki Sana is the most gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, funny girl. She’s all in one. An ace perhaps. (SANA WORLD DOMINATION) Sana out visualizes everyone else
Person 1: Woah did you hear sana singing in twice’s new song?
Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!
Person 2: Sana? As in Minatozaki Sana? The global IT girl!! She’s so pretty, I wish I could kiss her.
Person 1: Right?!
by WorldwideJk September 29, 2021
As long as the insurance companies could come up with some convincing statistics and scientific sounding results to back their global warming claim, they had an excuse to make a lot more money by raising insurance rates. They would live even more like kings/queens than they already did off the extra money.
by Solid Mantis November 12, 2020
global yawning is used instead of global warming...for people that are totally fed up of hearing global warming
by kermit 999 July 08, 2011
The two boys are going global at the arcade a.ka. hacking the ticket games and winning a lot of prizes.
by Las Dos Bestias August 28, 2008
Something cool supervillains who wear sunglasses and have David Bowie accents strive to achieve. May or may not be said with long pauses between each word, followed by a deep breath. Typically foiled by those pricks from the BSAA.
by Rusty Was Here May 02, 2009