funtroduction

A fun introduction to a topic

The witty dialogue in Pulp Fiction provides a funtroduction to the English language.

by kirupa February 15, 2014

Louis Futon

A fake/knock off Louis Vuitton handbag or wallet etc.

“Omg Becky look at that girl she totally has a Louis Futon!”
“What’s a Louis Futon?”
“A fake Louis bag DUHHH”

by princessalik November 2, 2019

futon

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

by tomm-e January 25, 2009

futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.

Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Furon

A vicious spiteful person, usually appearing harmless and timid until agitated.

He attacked as if releasing the rage of a Furon.

by M. B. December 15, 2008

fugro

An unattractive Afro-American person...For "Fucking Ugly Negro"

Dude we scored the melt from was fugro as a motherfucker.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

Futbol Fag

Any American that watches soccer and refuses to acknowledge that the big four of sports (Football, Baseball, Basketball, and Hockey) reign supreme.

Man I was in an airport bar on Sunday and asked the bartender if he could change the channel from soccer and put the Bears game on. The guy gave me a dirty look and said, "It's the Euro Cup...!". I told him stop being a freaking Futbol Fag and change the damn channel!

by IHATESOCCER July 3, 2011