ghetto funeral

Funerals that are set up like a drive-thru. The family pulls up to a large plexi-glass window and the director asks who they're there to see. The director then turns the turntable to show the loved one.

Director: Who are you here to see?
Family member: Jenkins
Director: Johnson? Here he is.
Family member: No Jenkins! Damn, ghetto funerals....

by jjh94 April 3, 2011

funeral for a friend

Another reason for the fucking downfall of today's society. An absolute pile of shit that got booed off stage at many Iron Maiden concerts for just been shit.

Did I mention they're welsh.

"Funeral For A Friend are shit"

by ashman May 10, 2005

funeral for a friend

A band sooo... Poo that it even gives wales a bad name, SikTh is a much better example of welsh Metal. pop/rock at it's worst, so bad even townies wouldn't be offended by it, only band who is worse than ffaf are Busted

Busted are the only thing worse than these posers

by Elvis McGrew December 3, 2003

Funeral Orgies

When a person dies, their related family and friends go through a rough and rigorous grieving process. Some cry, some get angry, and some even jump off bridges. This has become such a devastating epidemic that funerals have started programs called funeral orgies. These programs, in an attempt to relieve those struggling with the grieving process, see the funeral home hold an open house for a single day to be used for adult shenanigans by those mourning. Similar to Mexico's Day of the Dead where they all celebrate the life of their passed family and friends, it is quite empowering and brings those who knew the deceased closure.

"Man, I was feeling bad, but ever since that funeral orgy, I've never felt better!"
"Hey sis, would you join me at the funeral orgies Saturday and Sunday?"

by @Mr.Toashty March 3, 2017

Irish Funeral

A party where you drink till you die

Guy #1: Dude, are you ready for the Irish Funeral tonight
Guy#2: I don’t know if I’ll go this time. Did you see what happened Carl at the last one?

by EPICSAUROUSREX October 5, 2018

funeral cake

Melodramatic hipster speak.

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.

by K Victoria September 22, 2012

funeral party

It's a celebration of life when you take the deceased and everyone that loves them masturbates on top of them until they're covered in cum and then you take all the flowers that were sent and shove them in the deceased rectum and burn the body

Sorry I'm running late I had a funeral party to attend

by Cain Soulessone July 15, 2016