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freckle puss

usually a ginger, or a fire crotch, if you dont like them..its the perfect thing to say on the weekends..or any day for that matter.
generally really ugly, freckly and red.
-"yo did you see Cayla today?"
-"nah son shes fuckin freckle puss"
-"yeah dudee"
by bobby millerr May 10, 2009
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Freckleshopped

Photoshopping pictures of yourself where you can see the uglyass freckles on your skin.

"That chick Tina is pretty hot.."
"Ha, don't go by what you see. All her photos are Freckleshopped ."
"olol, in that case, disapproved for her insecurity."
"Lollerskates."
Freckleshopped
by Intelligentalman November 2, 2010
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freckleneck

A person of Gaelic descent. Unlike rednecks or their business-like opposites, "the whitenecks", frecklenecks span all social classes. In America, New Zealand, and Australia, they are classified as such by their intense fondness of their ancient Celtic heritage.

Frecklenecks are commonly found in pubs, bars, and taverns. They are fans of sports, travel, and wagers. The men are comfortable in woolen skirts and the women are comfortable in or on a boat (no matter the size.) They love fiddles, pipes, and bodhran. The key characteristic of a freckleneck is its ability to trace lineage to some town called ballyhoodefuxheardomey, or a bog in Wales with more consonants than people, or an highland that's south of the lowland.

Frecklenecks' professions are normally in the "between:' firefighters are a close second to fishermen, then law enforcement, barmen, book-makers, bar owners, and the off musician.
Mark: You goin' to the parade tomorrow?
DeShawn: Nah. Too many Frecklenecks.

Sean: Liam Maccarthy was never in London! It's the GAA!
Brian: And you call yourself a freckleneck.
by carpetstain January 16, 2013
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freckle bumper

When two redheads go at it sexually.
Rusty and Wendy fucked all night. They're a couple of freckle bumpers.
by 75%er September 23, 2016
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freckle maker

A sexual foreplay act in which an individual stricken with diarrhea farts onto their partners face, thus splattering small pieces of poo-poo creating the illusion of freckles on their face.
Last night John had the runs, so he was the freckle maker that evening.
by Da Freckle Maka July 9, 2016
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freckle whore

Someone who has a big freckle and is also a huge snake-like hoe
by IrphanMcGee February 7, 2017
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freckled lips

A stubbled vagina.
by Lola Faye March 31, 2017
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