football zombie

A person who is so obsessed with football that they tune out the rest of the world and become unresponsive to any unrelated stimuli. This occurs during the game itself, any news pertaining to football, or whenever they read about football. And any free time they have is spent immersing themselves in football.

My husband has turned into a football zombie. When Sunday afternoon comes, I get no attention from him.

by IH8FB November 13, 2012

Football cut

Similar to a bowl cut, the football cut is designated for grandma's and/or mom's with blonde hair. The hair goes just under their jaw and curls inwards towards their neck. They get their hair done every week and put thousands of dollars into their hair for it to look like a football.

Person 1: "hey, you see that old lady over there with the football cut?"
Person 2: "yeah, lets go cut it so it looks NORMAL! HA!"

by rPysh February 08, 2017

winter football

A common nickname for bandy, a form of hockey played with a small ball on an ice rink the size of a football field.

I watch football when there is no snow on the ground, but bandy is the winter football.

by Christmasy November 18, 2015

crabcakes and football

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

by c.dubsak April 09, 2008

Wenatchee Football

A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley

“You hear about Wenatchee Football”
“Yeah Eastmont owns them”

by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019

Stone Football

A stone that Mama Luigi carved into a Football. It sometimes can kill Mario. Mario and Mama Luigi always debate if it is a Stone or a Football, and this battle will go on until the end of time itself.

Mama Luigi: Mario! Look what I made! Itsa Football!

Mario: Its a Stone Luigi! You didint make it!

Mama Luigi: *Shakes Head* Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Mario: Stone!

Mama Luigi: Football!

Mario: OBJECTION! Its a Stone Luigi!

Mama Luigi: Its a Football! I chiseled it!

Stone Football~

by Splek October 11, 2008

Wall Football

Likes brooms in their asses

My asshole hurts after a long day of wall football practice

by Big_tasty November 18, 2021