Flush on Splash

Flushing the toilet as soon as the terd hits the water. A common courtesy owed to all patrons of public restrooms.

If you are gonna use my crapper you better flush on splash bro...

by Flushonsplash August 2, 2012

Second flush

When you have to flush the toilet twice because all of your shit didn't go down or some of it came back up when the bowl filled back up

Because of all the wine I drank last night my first shit required a second flush

by AUWFT September 17, 2016

Flushing Out

The painful, though ultimately satisfying, process of removing all extraneous fecal matter from a screenplay in an effort to reduce page count and to inflict less damage on prospective readers.

After his first draft of "Man Goes To Grocery Store" clocked in at 175 pages Timmy realized it was time to look into flushing out his bloated script.

by Talon T. Ville June 11, 2014

Rush Flush

The act of flushing the toilet immediately after you drop your business in a crowded bathroom, insuring the smell doesn't spread.

Girl 1: Damn, that was a long one, thank god I rush flushed in the bathroom.

Girl 2: Yea, before all the other girls in there could smell it and start laughing when you walked out.

by bbg100192 June 10, 2009

Hush Flush

When you're using the restroom, and you know it is going to get crazy, so you flush, under the guise of avoiding tainted back splash, and use the noise to cover the explosions to avoid shame and embarrassment from coworkers/ others. Used when there is no time to locate another bathroom. It is also handy to reduce horrible odors. Not for use in drought conditions.

Having eaten a bad breakfast burrito, Tiffany had to employ a hush flush to hide the sputtering explosions erupting from her anus from here loitering co-workers.

by Mr Tuna Johnson March 5, 2017

nut flush

Urinating after masturbation, in order to 'flush out' the residual nut left in the shaft of the penis.

"Bro I just rubbed one out and I forgot to nut flush. Now the end of my knob is stuck to the inside of my underpants."

by LancelotLongBottom June 7, 2019

asian flush

the rosy cheeks asians sometimes get due to a slower metabolism of alcohol (ethanol)

susie is from japan and when she has a lot of sake, she sure gets the asian flush

by kayla December 12, 2003