Floriana

Floriana. Wow, where can I even begin? Floriana is one in a million. Wait scratch that, she’s 1 of 1. There’s nobody like Floriana. She’s the most funniest , goofiest, perfect , loving , caring person you’ll ever come across. She loves music and being very mysterious. She’s private and sticks to what she believes in. Floriana can be very lonely but will show a smile to the world that brightens up anything more than the sun itself. Floriana can make your day go from bad to amazing in a second. No one can compete with floriana. A he’s someone you could tell I love you to everyday for the rest of your life. Whoever has her will forever be a lucky man. Floriana is absolutely nothing but amazing , Floriana.

Hey floriana, wryd today?

I’ll always love you, Florian.

by Xoxoxoxoxo. February 4, 2021

Florida Ma'am

Florida Ma'am is kin to the infamous Florida Man. She could be his cousin, sister, maw maw or next ex wife. She's bold and brazen, tough and beautiful. She knows her way around the Everglades of Florida and has even been known to hang with Skunk Ape himself. She's a lady for certain but will defend what she loves at all cost and look beautiful while doing it! Like a panther to milk, men want her and women want to be her. She's the gator ridin', possum' toting, beer drankin', snake charmin', Queen of the Swamp!

That damn Florida Ma'am!
Check out Florida Ma'am and her gator wrasslin' exhibt!
All the men want a Florida Ma'am!
Florida Ma'am, hold my beer!
I wish I could be a Florida Ma'am

In today's news, Florida Ma'am shows off her collection of pet raccoons she rescued

Florida Ma'am for Governor!
He left me for a Florida Ma'am!

by Vagabond Vixen November 30, 2021

Florenz

A small little Bitch with no life.
He gets no bitches
He is allergic to bitches
Sometimes spelled as Florans
and said like: Flooorens

Oh no, there is a Florenz.
Oh sorry i am Florenz.

by BroodjeXL May 12, 2022

Florap

The act of shitting oneself

FUCK BRUH IM BOUTTA FLORAP

by Mistress Stalin October 25, 2022

South Florida Math

The type of math use by the criminal underworld to describe the sizes packages that narcotics may come in. Notabably used in South Florida cities such as Miami.

For example there are 28 grams in a ounce and 2.2 pounds in a "Key" kilo. Hence South Florida Math

by Cpt. FeelGood September 13, 2012

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

by Benourtney October 13, 2012

driving florida style

The act of driving without head or taillights at night time regardless of what state or province one is in. The term originates from South Florida where tourists enjoy driving around at night without headlights or taillights; and also in the Atlanta Metro area, where lots of rental cars have Florida plates.

Driver: Look at that Corolla with the FL plates!

Passenger: Whoa, they don't have their lights on!

Driver: They are totally driving Florida style down the 405!

by ausxau June 20, 2017