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flowered

To get unexpectedly screwed over. Usually referred to in office lingo for getting screwed over on a travel schedule or promised conditions. Origination of the term is unknown.
“I was assigned to travel overseas to an exotic location working for an international client. Instead I was Flowered and ended up sharing a tiny cabin on a cruise ship under construction for weeks with a welder named Vladimir.
by CJ1970 March 14, 2019
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pink flower

someone that has a good mix of being both a red flower and a white flower.
usually a virgin, but doesn't shy away from other sexual activity.
not a heavy partier, but has been known to enjoy a few drinks.
doesn't smoke anything illegal, but certainly has potiental to.
is friends with both the red and white flowers, because they can relate to both.
usually keeps all of the above secret from the white flower friends, who suspect it anyway, but won't tell them because they're so judgemental.
the connections with the white flowers is the only thing that keeps a pink flower from growing darker shades of red.

everything in moderation, usually.
most people are pink flowers, they just don't know it yet.
by word_uppp May 31, 2007
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Flower Surprise

A sexy way to finger a girl. When a man or woman touches their four fingers to their thumb, so to look like a duck beak or an unopened flower, and places them in a woman's vagina, then forcibly opening them in said vagina, creating a flower surprise.
"The other day I totally flower surprised this girl"
"Did she dig it?"
"Well she was surprised"
by boyfromnantucketrnix November 24, 2009
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Flower Pot Squat

Taking a dump in a flower pot because you are not in the vicinity of a water closet. Usually occurs after last call at a bar when you are walking home and get the bubble guts.
Kelton: Dude, I'm about to drop a hot load in my drawers if I don't get to a shitter soon.

Barber: There's a planter over there with some nice leaves to wipe with.

Kelton: Thanks bro, guess I'll have to take a Flower Pot Squat.
by BootBanger November 17, 2011
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flower in the mud

To go through alot pain, to smile and be different, to stand away from the crowd.
James was a flower in the mud, but all the kids picked on him
by IG@Jay_Swizzy_17_ April 26, 2015
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Flower flipping

We were flower flipping last night and I met God.
by Spiral In March 24, 2017
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Flower Cat

A Cat with a flower on it`s Head
Wow, that a cute Flower cat dawg.
by The Flower Cat October 2, 2017
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