Chinese Flea

A more dangerous kind of flea. It sticks to you and sucks the life out of you! Originated in Macau.

There is a Chinese Flea stuck on her back.

by nxtdoorbuddy May 12, 2018

Flea

A bad tipper. A person who, like a flea, has short arms, so he doesn’t reach into his pockets

Hey bartender, don’t give your bill to that guy over there if you want to make money. He’s a flea. Give it to his friend.

by RubyD May 16, 2025

flea spreader

A pet that has contracted fleas and is segregated to keep the fleas from spreading to other pets, furniture, people etc.

“Minnie is a flea spreader, just like the rest of them”

by minniecrip August 12, 2022

Flea

A person who is a bad tipper. Someone who does not reach into his or her pockets to tip, almost as if he or she has short arms like a flea.

The bartender, wanting a big tip, did not present the bar tab to the flea. He presented it to his buddy instead.

by RubyD May 15, 2025

The fleas of a thousand Kamalas

An ancient Arabian curse which has dogged the Trump party and which will continue to do so effectively and lethally.

The curse that Arabia invoked to defeat Trump's basket of deplorables:

"May the fleas of a thousand Kamalas infest your groinal area,

and may your tiny hands be too inadequate to scratch."

by bitchuck November 1, 2024

Flea Bites

Really bad acne

She needs some face wipes for her flea bites.

by faithie822 February 20, 2017

Dust Flea

A type of flea that feeds off dust and dead skin, commonly found in households and gardens.

“Justas says there’s so many dust fleas around”

by Blaze Thee Laze November 18, 2023