First-of-the-monther

(noun) A person who receives some type of pension or government stipend or benefits, sometimes referred to as a “crazy check” traditionally distributed and redeemed during the first few days of every month. The stereotypes for such people are many and most all unbecoming, a first-of-the-monther might be considered by many in the workforce population as lazy, ungroomed, and lacking in social and vocational skills, they may be seen as criminal, within mental deficits, among other traits. The one trait universal to nearly all first-of-the-monthers lies in their very name, as they generally can be seen more in the general public scene around the first of the month, or within the first few days of any given month, patronizing grocery stores, retailers, banks, liquor stores, or the homes of known drug dealers of which they frequent.

Nikki was a definitive example of a first-of-the-monther, yet he drew no crazy check or any other type pension. Considering his current status he spoke out loud to himself, “Yeah, I’m definitely crazy, I mean how crazy is it to be crazy and not draw a crazy check?”
Answering himself, Nikki replied, That’s not crazy, nigga that’s just stupid!”

by Nikki Stixx April 9, 2023

First Drunk

That euphoric, can do anything feeling when you are halfway through your first drink and all you can think about is drinking more, it's a state of mind...thats when you are first drunk. SO ENJOY! It usually results in a shit eating grin.

I knew the night was going to be fun after I got my first drunk. Whoo hoo, everybody gets laid! Except you, you have BO and are not first drunk because you got a dui last month.

by LKMKLK December 12, 2012

First Division

First Division is the community, where horrific scenes could happen, and persons disappear, Volodya rages out and tries to find the oldest camo possible. And they love Xing xing

"Ya ebal togo rot, na First Division post pro 73 centr!"

by rabbit_01 August 5, 2023

November First

Give Ryan Johnson-Bey all of your cash day so give this child your life savings Thanks

November first

Yo diggity triggity my mans Biggity just gave all his money to this ugly bum named Ryan Johnson-Bey

by SuperGogeta October 29, 2019

first dibs

being the first person to claim ownership of a person or thing. ie. girl, bong hoots.

"I got first dibs on that pizza."
OR
"I got first dibs on that slut."

by silkysmooth85 September 18, 2009

milk in first

Pouring milk in your cup before the coffee. Similar to "pouring the milk first" when preparing cereal.

He's a milk in first sort of person -- I wouldn't trust him.

by Absquatch September 14, 2015

first pancake

An awkward or unsuccessful first experience, followed by better, highly successful subsequent experiences of the same kind. Like when you make a batch of pancakes: The first one turns out messed-up because you're out of practice or haven't made pancakes before. The second and following pancakes come out perfectly round and golden.

Girl 1: "My new boyfriend is so great, but when we had sex for the first time, it was awkward and terrible. I hope it gets better. I really like him and he likes me."

Girl 2: "Be patient. It's just like the first pancake. I'm sure it will get better."

by orangek September 2, 2010