by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016
Get the Fecal Mattermug. When you shit and it feels like its a small tree sized mega log but it turns out to be rabbit turd sized mini balls
When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.
When your shit feels big and it really is small and visa versa.
Wow dude that fecal illusion was intense. Like it felt really just ginormous coming out but when i looked at it, like a good citizen, it was really small. Frickin trippy dude.
by the see-ma-wae January 22, 2010
Get the fecal illusionmug. A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.
by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015
Get the fecal hairmug. the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies
by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011
Get the fecal coughmug. by Willie Lube March 5, 2013
Get the Fecal Stimulationmug. A party or festival of epic proportions that usually ends in disbelief or embarrassment during the following day or days to come. See 'Shit Show'.
by ///illertime September 2, 2011
Get the Fecal Extravaganzamug. by mmelebois September 1, 2011
Get the Fecal Facemug.