Fecal Stimulation

The act of irritating the crap out of someone.

Damm, but Tracey is giving me some serious fecal stimulation.

by Willie Lube March 5, 2013

Fecal Matter

Excrements propelled at an extremely fast rate out of the anus

After Bob ate the 10 lb burrito, fecal matter spewed out of him.

by UnstoppableBolt2003 May 31, 2016

Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.

That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.

by Tosandes January 5, 2020

fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Fecal Blues

When you or someone is feeling off because you/they have to poop.

Tanner has the Fecal Blues today...

by JakeStar69 April 9, 2019

fecal cough

the passing of intestinal gas at a high rate of speed through the rectum, sometimes leaving a spray of stool in the undies

I thought i shit my pants but it was just a fecal cough

by John from Pacifica,Ca October 23, 2011

Fecal Face

A virus you contract from anal adventures; The result of too many rim jobs.

Julie, after munching a few butts, came down with fecal face.

by mmelebois September 1, 2011