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Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!
Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!
by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009
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Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.
The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....
by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013
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Au falcon

Fucken sexy beast of a car makes every guy who sees it instantly nut and every woman cream. Turbo barra or 4.0 intech, this car is a sex pest hot hori beast with power pissing out of every hole (Any holes a goal) and makes the sexiest sound ever and fattest one wheel peel you can imagine. Hook her up to a manny trans and weld the diff and youve got a sexy burnout beast.
Holy fuck its an au falcon
by Au_falconyoza May 7, 2022
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Falcon Freaks

The falcon freaks are the most badass fan group in all of California. They can be heard and felt from a mile away and some might even call them crazy. They don’t care who their opponent is their main goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. They will do anything if it results in a River Valley win. People could only wish to be a falcon freak. Legend says some have even streaked to secure the dub. They go craziest with a YC beat down.
Did you see those falcon freaks they literally beat Yuba City themselves.
by Fuckyc August 15, 2019
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Metallic Falcons

A baby metal/ethereal band created by Matteah Baim and Sierra Casady (from Cocorosie).

They released one album in 2006 called "Desert Doughnuts"
Person 1: What are you listening to?

Person 2: the Metallic Falcons! They're awesome check them out!
by Salvadorudy March 23, 2013
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falcon boy

An Australian boy, usually a teenager, who drives a Ford Falcon. Falcon boys often do not have any personality aside from the fact that they drive a Ford Falcon.
Girl A: “I’m talking to this new boy, his name is Tyler”
Girl B: “Oh no, he’s a Falcon Boy. Run away
by catQ1235 July 12, 2021
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falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!
Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!
by CappaFranco April 2, 2016
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