Dirty Falcon

The art of suprising your partner in a doggystyle position and adding a "bonus" Wich is puttin your 2 thumbs togheter and fingers up to form the shape of THE falcon, then inserting the head "Both thumbs" in your partner's anus while screaming like a flacon. To make it dirty you do it without lubrification. And to make it a Dirty fierce falcon, while you have both thumbs in your partner's anus, you spread your thumbs each side.

Other related act in a doggystyle position would be the Dirty cobra

Dirty falcon
Hey Frank guess what i've done yesterday, I dirty flaconed my girlfriend while eating a pizza.
Dirty falcon

by guillaiume September 14, 2009

Brown Falconer

When you deposit fecal matter on your clenched fist and proceed to strike a female companion.

Last night I gave my girlfriend a Brown Falconer

What the fuck is that?

It's when you shit on your fist and a punch a bitch!

by JohnEBlaze May 5, 2011

Falcon Boner

When you have a boner so massive that you can feel it pulse and u scream like a falcon!

Jose: How was your night last night?
Keith: Good besides the fact i had a hour long Falcon Boner!

by George Lopez the 556th April 21, 2009

Metallic Falcons

A baby metal/ethereal band created by Matteah Baim and Sierra Casady (from Cocorosie).

They released one album in 2006 called "Desert Doughnuts"

Person 1: What are you listening to?

Person 2: the Metallic Falcons! They're awesome check them out!

by Salvadorudy March 23, 2013

Falcon Freaks

The falcon freaks are the most badass fan group in all of California. They can be heard and felt from a mile away and some might even call them crazy. They don’t care who their opponent is their main goal is to cause as much chaos as possible. They will do anything if it results in a River Valley win. People could only wish to be a falcon freak. Legend says some have even streaked to secure the dub. They go craziest with a YC beat down.

Did you see those falcon freaks they literally beat Yuba City themselves.

by Fuckyc August 15, 2019

Hooded falcon

An uncircumscised penis, of the noble kind.

The wingspan on that gentleman's hooded falcon had to have been at least 3 feet. I sure hope he fed it recently, as I don't want it to attack my face....

by Poopoopanda July 29, 2013

falcon smash

A form of male masturbation which involved standing and vigorously stroking ones cock in the living room with the elbow transforming the arm in a chicken wing!

Hey no more sitting on the hand to creat the affect of a stranger we all do the falcon smash now!

by CappaFranco April 2, 2016