1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character
by LINEAR-wit-tha-jew May 20, 2009
Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.
by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010
To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.
A term often used at thomas jefferson.
by the PlNK August 17, 2005
1. n. precipitation that appears to be snowlike as it falls but melts in a pathetic, muddy, and/or unexciting fashion soon after reaching the ground.
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).
2. n. marijuana. (Origins: in urban mythology, the condensation nuclei of the fail snow comes from marijuana smoke).
"My excitement turned to disappointment when I couldn't build a snowman: the snow turned out to be fail snow and melted right away."
"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."
"She was put in jail because she was caught smoking fail snow."
by Forgettable Nanny November 25, 2009
Some kid on forums who tries really hard to troll, but just gets shot down, because he somehow fails at the simple art of trolling.
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?
Better Troll: nahbro
Fail Troll: nope, umad.
Better Troll: you look pretty mad
Fail Troll: nope, umad
Better Troll: do you have anything of substance to say or are you just gonna say stupid fucking shit because you're a fucktard?
by lolthetrolls December 18, 2011
by grimmmmmm July 06, 2010
To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).
by StromCarlson June 01, 2010