Exervous

The feeling of being exited and nervous at the same time.

I'm so exervous now that we won the game and now have to play the longest undefeated team in the league for the championship.

by Lebbaeus Davidson May 15, 2011

Siskel & Ebert Handjob

Dual, simultaneous handjobs, one standard style with thumb up and one western grip handjob style with thumb down.

She was sitting between us at the movie, so she went ahead and gave us a Siskel & Ebert Handjob!

by Mike Romaine from Florida August 25, 2010

Baco a la Evert

When you make a Bacardi cola 50-50.

Oh yeez, this is strong. You made the baco a la Evert.

by DidididiB February 26, 2022

EverTrue

1:descriptive term, used to describe a person who is faithful and self sacrificing, even so far to allow an extra-relational affair; but at the same time will remain faithful to that person. 2: a description for a person on a righteous and honest path giving a wholehearted effort to remain upon it, wavering little and having true conviction.

Bridget knew about my affair, yet she is, and always will be, Evertrue I think and this brings me great joy, because now, I can say the same.

by Phillip Crom July 6, 2007

Exercising

Time wasted trying to look less fat. Not recomended for fat asses.
May cause heart attack and muscle falure.

Fat ass "dude im so fat, maybe i should start exercising"

Mom "you wouldnt want to do that dear, you would kill yourself"

by I hate preps February 20, 2009

Kegel Exerciser

A stainless steel rod that men and women use to strengthen the Kegel muscles (pelvic floor).
Also a common excuse for a women to purchase a dildo...

Jane: What is that in your sock drawer? A dildo?

Fern: No, of course not... it's, er... a Kegel Exerciser.

Jane: Oh... that's completely reasonable. I'm sorry to have called you a sexually starved slag.

Fern: ... you didn't...

by goatonwire June 2, 2009

Exeter

A Township, in between Reading and Pottstown, Pennsylvania. This place is home to cookie cutter houses, a new shopping center, multiple golf courses, a music shop, and one of the largest Walmarts on the east coast, and still nothing to do. The high school is filled with the typical feelings of self-righteousness, accomplishment, and rebellion through idiocy. Most students have recognized the need to change, and moved on to better things, but others remain the same, and get nowhere. Known for accomplishments in Volleyball, Soccer, Hockey, and Marching Band; Rivals are Daniel Boone and Wilson.

Person 1: You been to Exeter lately?
Person 2: Yeah, the people are still the same...
Person 1: How about that shopping center?
Person 2: Yeah, how about it...

by Parent Berny January 16, 2011