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unitary executive

a dictator and tyrant who cares not what the people think
George W. Bush has proclaimed himself the Unitary Executive.
by Brian Perkins December 14, 2008
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Brilliant Execution in the Ontario Region

This type of business method is demonstrated in full by AL Ontario. Brilliant execution is put forth when employees do not input proper pricing, which in turn invoices customers upwards of $100,000 more than what is the national list. Clearly this procedure is beneficial to the company as a whole due to making its customers provide doubts in the trustworthiness of the inside salesman's ability to peform a simple task.

Brilliant Execution is also displayed when the salespeople cannot spell their title correctly and therefore making the customer assume that he/she is very intelligent, aware and has a passion for their position in the company. Overall these techniques prove to encourage a well working and synergistic company which can then take large market share now that everyhing is "well-oiled"
Customer : Hello i am fom ABC company, you seem to have charged me $90 000 for a $75 cylinder
Company: You know what? you are welcome i mus have screwed hat up by accident!
Customer: Thats ok you guys display brilliant execution in the ontario region in all shapes and sizes these days!!!

Customer: Excuse me sir, but do you have these simple and very generic parts that everybody in this industry should have in stock?
Company: You know what? we dont!! but thats ok because we can get them for you in 2-3 weeks
Customer: thats quite odd you dont, and i need them today!!
Company: Hey! What do you think brilliant execution looks like these days! We strive for back orders that inhibit production in all industries!!
Customer: OOOOO OK well then i guess ill see you later because if i go any where else you guys will just buy them out anyways, thanks for the brilliant execution in the ontario region!
by night hawk light stock August 28, 2013
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thread executor

1. A mod who is known for thread killing after a single off topic post, even if it goes back on topic
2. A person who often sends posts off topic, so the thread gets killed by a mod
Oh damn, who gave him mod status, he became a fucking thread executor
by Threadkilla January 26, 2015
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The executioner

When 2 guys stick their dicks into either the pussy or asshole of a female and cum into it. Can also be done with a dick in each hole.
Bryan and his coworker did the executioner to their sexy boss Mrs Ann.
by DIvin3 September 30, 2019
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Calcium's Execution Day

2 days after Calcium's Demotion Day, He was found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by hanging.

The date of the execution was May 8th 2023 and will be celebrated as a national holiday.
Have you seen Calcium's Execution Day?

Yea it was brutal but he deserved being hanged
by ILoveDoggos May 8, 2023
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executive action

A "legal" way for the president to gain powers that Congress already has, to make or change laws that the Constitution forbids one single person to have, disrupting the whole checks and balances intended by the Constitution.
Person A: Hey, did you hear the dictator changed certain things about the Affordable Care Act?

Person B: I thought that was Congress' job?

Person A: It is but the Dictator used executive action to change it without Congress.
by Student living in Redford August 4, 2014
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network executive

Person that finds all of the good shows on the network and replaces them with reruns of Friends and Cleopatra 2525.
The network executive could not understand why MST3K was not getting amazing ratings at 3 AM.
by Jeffery Kark July 7, 2003
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