Exclusive

Used between a few close friends in a social setting to refer to a juul, vape, or smoking device that only those two are using. It can be because you dont fw the other people there or becausethe pod/cart is almost out. Whatever the reason, the exclusive is something that will not be shared with the other people at the event. Usually the friends who are using it will call it “the exclusive” because they dont want to say “pass the juul” in front of a bunch of fiends.

Bro, I’m fiending right now. Gimme the exclusive.

I just copped a pack of mint pods! Dont tell anybody else though, its the exclusive for the night.

by hiddenvalleyfaith February 27, 2019

excuses are like asses

One's lame excuse will often render this response.

Gina: I can't go out tonight Bill, because I'm washing my hair.
Bill: Piss off Gina. Your excuses are like asses. You always have one, and nobody wants to hear it.

by ed rogers May 24, 2004

Mutually Excusive

Two statements are mutual excusives (and hence, mutually excusive) if they are each given as excuses as to why one can't take part in the other, whilst hiding one's genuine plans.

Sarah: "Sorry Dave, I can't come to the cinema with you later, because I told Louise that we'd have a girls' night in."

Then later,

Sarah: "Sorry Louise, I can't come to girls' night, I promised Dave that I'd go to the cinema with him."

Thus, "going to the cinema with Dave" and "having a girl's night in with Louise" are mutually excusive.

by JTFYM December 4, 2012

Ace Exclusionist

Someone part of the lgbtq+ community who doesn't think being asexual makes you inherently queer. This argument is obviously flawed because lack of sexual attraction makes you not heterosexual therefore you aren't straight being something else then straight you are queer. some Ace Exclusionists don't think asexuals are persecuted enough so they take matters into their own hands.

Ace 1: Damn I'm really sad today I got harassed by an ace exclusionist online.

ace 2: Ignore them you are valid!

by tempestACAB March 27, 2021

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007

there's no excuse for that

Something, arrogant self-righteous people say, when they disapprove of anything that someone else might say or do.

When the waiter wiped his nose with his sleeve, the business executive said to his guests, "There's no excuse for that."

by Frank Le April 1, 2015

Exclusivore

An extremely picky eater

Pregnant Woman: I don't want any of this! I want a tamale! With peaches!
Annoyed Husband: Geez, you're such an exclusivore.

by Dj Yahia April 27, 2008