Essex

A town in northeastern Massachusetts. Essex has a lot of antique shops. The town is known for Farnham's, a seafood restaurant.

I had a nice dinner at Farnham's in Essex today.

by furbymaster45 December 20, 2011

Essex Dweller

Extremely un-inteligent being. More close to the genetic structure of a cockroach than of a human. It is highly rare to find an Essex Dweller with more than 0.001 I.Q.

"WTF, you got 1+1 wrong? You from Essex or sumfin?"

by Danny Earp January 18, 2004

Essex

Hick town on the outskirts on Windsor Ontario. Full of rednecks and people who like drugs, booze and on most occasions easy women. Dislike other minorities for the most part and usually wish they are from Alabama... Most also have a love for NASCAR.

You are being so Essex, put down the shotgun

by Acidwash July 27, 2009

essex

home of phiwl hudson an genuine dirt hole so no wonder he turned out how he did

a place where burbury rules

by ben December 6, 2004

Essex

the best place in massachusetts! great sea food and also known for antiques. Everyone who visits goes to Farnhams the best seafood place around. If your planning a visit to the US deffinatally stop here! we are the best!

stupid place in england is only immitating (aka the essex there)

by jess k April 21, 2006

essex smile

Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.

Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet
Victim: Na man
Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass

by Danielzilla December 28, 2007

essie

bad or poor quality

*wifi keeps disconnecting*
john: this is so essie

by onlyfactshere123 May 28, 2019