premature ejaculation

Something Doop does alot with his mom.

"Damnit Doop, stop fucking your mom!"

by Fuck You Doop. September 5, 2004

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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended male ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his "load".

Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."

by rccola July 11, 2007

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ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

When a man has the urge to ejaculate and is withdrawn from it by girls(or guys for you fags) who dont finish they SHIT! also known as "Blue Balls"

Chris was getting a handjob when the girl decided to leave therefore leaving him with ejaculation withdrawal syndrome

by Chris Chronic September 25, 2010

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Ezaculation

A nickname for anybody whos name is Zac.

"Yo what up Ezaculation!" "Bro, did you hear about Ezaculation? he gave that girl a texas t-shirt last night.

by Tits McGee6969 November 3, 2010

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etaculation

This is a fun filled cure for halitosis. You load a couple Tic Tacs into your urethra before getting a blow job.
Beginners should start with fruit flavors. Mint and cinnamon is for experts only.

Beat cum breath with a delicious etaculation.

by lamf December 27, 2011

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Balloon ejaculation

Balloon ejaculation - the releasing of balloons upon the end of a political event, party or other large social gathering.

Presidential primaries and caucuses, the electoral foreplay we've been engaging in since February which will culminate in the mass balloon ejaculations of this summers conventions - John Oliver

by Archibald Findri May 23, 2016

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