short stories with tragic endings

A song by From Autumn To Ashes, I'm not gonna put down my opinion of this song because I don't really wanna get into that arguement about if its good or not. It's the 10th and final track on the 2001 album "Too Bad Your Beautiful".

Short Stories With Tragic Endings
"Cry For You, Shed Tears, Morn, Wish The End, Cry For You"
"The Only Reason You Are Here Now Is A Reminder Of What I'll Never Have"

by getalifeandajob January 18, 2009

Star Trek Ending

Something funny happening at the end of sex, resulting in everyone laughing, like at the end of the original Star Trek episodes.

Right at the end of a really long fuck, Jim pulled out and unexpectedly shot Janice in the eye. Everyone laughed, making it a Star Trek Ending.

by 123starknation December 19, 2011

hungry ending

The feeling of being horney shortly after having sex with a chinese women. It is like eating chinese food; You are always hungry 30 minutes later.

I was banging down on that chinese bitch. Damm that bitch gave me the hungry ending.

by Tim Trickler January 26, 2009

never-ending shit parade

Never-ending shit parade; never-ending parade of shit. 1. A string of bad luck; 2. The ceaseless onslaught of other people's BS, thoughtlessly transferred to or otherwise imposed on you.
3. The merciless bombardment of unnecessary, trivial, and/or menial tasks, responsibilities or obligations- often in reference to one's work or financial encumbrances- which prevent one from ever acheiving success, progress or personal growth.

"I've been trying to get out of debt, but then I got laid off from work, my kid needed braces, the car broke down and now the bank wants to foreclose. Its like there's this never-ending shit parade preventing me from ever getting ahead!

by seventhson June 23, 2010

Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.

Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.

by maphew December 4, 2013

Endicott

1. The town in which the Endicott-Johnson (EJ) Shoe Company was founded, IBM, and the athletic store Dicks. The area around it is known for its Annual Spiedie Fest and being the Carousel Capital of America, full of old, rusted carousels that little kids can ride free of charge. Twilight Zone's Rod Serling also grew up here and has based a few episodes on his hometown (for some reason). Altogether, Endicott is another average small town in New York's Southern Tier.

2. A town three hours from NYC that you really don't want to live in. Aside from the boring, filthy streets it also has a crappy school system that happens to be built on a dump.

If you've never heard of spiedies, come to the wonderful Endicott and try some because we're really sick of eating them each time someone out-of-town comes to visit.

by mahhometownpride December 28, 2010

Russian Ending

Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.

Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?

Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.

Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.

by SirMrJim March 13, 2012