Pocket Engraving

The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.

"Dude, nice zippo. But it's all scratched up."

"No man, that's just the sweet pocket engraving."

by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012

Tradies Entrance

1/ When a Tradie tradesperson enters their suppliers store, they generally enter through the warehouse entrance as opposed to the main (showroom) entry.

2/ The sexual innuendo of this saying, can be referred to entering a girl through the back door ass as opposed to the front entrance showroom

Bill-- Did you use the tradies entrance?

Rob -- Nah mate, did that with my ex and she didn't shit right for a week.

by Mitch-90 July 22, 2012

Civic Enragement

When a person is sentenced to perform volunteer work or civil service that they have no interest in doing. They'll end up doing the work, and building houses for the poor, but they'll be pissed the whole time they're doing it.

"Why is Paul punching the drywall?"
"Don't mind him, he got caught littering and got sentenced to some civic enragement."

by General_Mayhem March 30, 2012

nominal embrace

Refers to a merely “in name only” type of hug that you give someone whom you do not actually have romantic/affectionate feelings toward, but are just “going through the motions” to be polite/agreeable.

There are various reasons why one might administer a nominal embrace; the most common situations might be (A) you are giving the other person a proxy hug as a favor for someone else, or (B) you are at a party, wedding, or other social gathering where “everyone is doing it” --- i.e., giving a hug --- to one or more “special” attendees, such as the hostess, "birthday boy/girl", the newlyweds, etc., or (C) the huggee is either mentally challenged and thus craves “cuddly attention” from everyone around him, or he is presently going through a rough time in his life, and thus he needs all the emotional support he can get.

by QuacksO August 24, 2018

Welsh Entrance

similar to, yet opposite of, an Irish Exit, this is when you invite yourself to any type of social gathering without receiving an invitation

Boss: Who invited Jared to lunch?
Employee: Nobody. He pulled a Welsh entrance and got in the car before we could tell him he wasn't invited.

by Pryderi fab Pwyll November 1, 2018

equine embrace

A.k.a. "horse hug", this immensely-pleasurable (well, if you're into regularly getting "up close 'n' personal" wif half a ton of hard-muscled mammal, at least!) activity involves happily wrapping your arms around the neck of your favorite large four-legged friend and tucking your head contentedly up under his jaw and throat; if he is accustomed to doing this and is in a fairly good mood, your large buddy will often respond in kind, gently tilting his head downwards to softly squeeze you between his chin and chest.

Equine embraces can indeed be extremely satisfying and rewarding; one just needs to remember to always check his clothing for loose hairs and other unwanted "organic adornments" afterwards, to avoid spreading said "residues" to undesirable locations, such as furniture, curtains, bed-clothes, etc.

by QuacksO November 21, 2018

Laser Engraver

The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me. A laser engraver.

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019