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elonned

When, in the effort to increase efficiency, you actually undermine the existing process instead often resulting in increased costs. Also, when trying to improve something your result actually makes it much worse.
The Tesla Cybertruck was elloned by using cheaper glue resulting in an expensive recall and loss of market appeal.

Her elonned telemed appointment forced her to reschedule appointment and required a medical transport ride to her specialist just to get test results costing her insurance for both rides as well as the original appointment.

Musk has elonned his DOGE credibility by firing then rehiring essential personnel costing political capital as well as unnecessary stress on employees as well as the costs of litigation.
by Cogito!? March 24, 2025
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Elon Moment

An increasingly common event in which a person or group of persons, knowledgeable within a given field, read or hear Elon Musk making a definitive statement within or about that field, and all at once realize that he is an idiot.
My Elon Moment was when he posted his Path of Exile Build. Now I know this guy isn't taking us to space.
by Shamus_Aran January 24, 2025
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).

Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
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Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.
Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"
by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025
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You're not Elon

Why would I want to be? He's a 50 year old retard who did not create AI.
A retard "You're not Elon."

Hym "I know..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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