1. A relative scale of the increasing risk a company's workers have from overwork, suicide, or industrial accidents above what their industry considers a normal rate.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
2. A unit of approximate time measurement equal to the degree you exceed any reasonable legal order.
1. "During the crunch time for their new product's release, they clocked 2.8 elons... previously cheerful employees transformed into hollow, traumatized victims of ritual corporate abuse, jumping out of windows just to avoid yet another brutal product meeting."
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
2. "First the county told Tesla to close for the virus, then the Sheriff did... meanwhile, 2500 employees, threatened with losing their pay, spent elons and elons of time spreading a plague between each other, before bringing it home to their family.
by sleeplesseye March 19, 2020
It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market.
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!
No way! I got Eloned again !
This is Elon! I don’t have money anymore!
No way! I got Eloned again !
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021
It is used to describe the market manipulation for the benefit of a specific individual resulting in loss of assets for the majority of people on that market
OMG! He is Eloning the cryptocurrency market !
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!
This is Elon ! I lost my money !
No way ! I got Eloned again!
by Hector Vartz May 26, 2021
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Some behaving like Elon Musk, derogatory term meaning making rash decisions, being vulgar to others, publicly showing horrible behaviour
what an elon
by Landsil March 7, 2023
The daily prayer for young people who set their location as a gender.
Statement is made when something threatens their identity. Such as a wealthy person sharing memes, in their view wealthy people aren’t allowed because of their background.
Very often these Individuals haven’t learnt of their own history nor understand how economics works, thus the daily bark at the wealthy on a free app.
Statement is made when something threatens their identity. Such as a wealthy person sharing memes, in their view wealthy people aren’t allowed because of their background.
Very often these Individuals haven’t learnt of their own history nor understand how economics works, thus the daily bark at the wealthy on a free app.
by kakapoopooaccount April 4, 2021
A princple stating that:
When examining any given anonymous post on the internet that sings the praises of (Elon Musk's) incomparable genius and contribution to the progress of the human race, it is impossible to determine whether the post was made by a high school freshman, or a divorcee in their late thirties.
"Elon Musk" can be substituted with any silicon Valley con-man.
When examining any given anonymous post on the internet that sings the praises of (Elon Musk's) incomparable genius and contribution to the progress of the human race, it is impossible to determine whether the post was made by a high school freshman, or a divorcee in their late thirties.
"Elon Musk" can be substituted with any silicon Valley con-man.
"I swear, these crypto bros all sound like they're only 15, but half the time when I go to their profile, they're balding."
"Elon's Razor, man."
"Elon's Razor, man."
by ThirdWelles December 6, 2022