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Elon Musk

A type of sex position where you put money on your dick and shove it in the hole
"oi Jimmy, I just Elon Musked Sarah!"
"no way! Your one lucky guy!"
by icepyxl March 7, 2023
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Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.
A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."
by 7568ino April 27, 2025
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025
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Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.
John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.
by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025
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Elon Derangement Syndrome

Elon Derangement Syndrome: An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars (he just bought the company) nor did he invent the SpaceX rockets (he just bought the company), nor did he create x.com (he just bought twitter.com, one of the most successful and popular sites online, and turned it into a foul pit of far-right bigotry).

Then Elon moved on to gutting and destroying one Federal agency after another with unaccountable authority handed to him by donald trump and was credited with "ending waste and saving billions", when he merely shut down important functions of the government - and usually only reduced Federal outlays by a few million.
"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."
by Arcadia Jane Berger June 25, 2025
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Literally Not Elon

You're messaging the wrong person. I am not an assburger. I'm a Demi-God.
Hym "I know that you know that I'm literally not Elon. Like, you spoke to Elon. See!? 👇 There's your evidence. Elon is not always right."
by Hym Iam March 1, 2025
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You're not Elon

Why would I want to be? He's a 50 year old retard who did not create AI.
A retard "You're not Elon."

Hym "I know..."
by Hym Iam March 22, 2025
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