There are four steps
Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
Step 1: Make sure the weapon is dirty. Like a rectum
Step 2: Assume regular firing position then drop your left arm to your side
Step 3: Point gun in a random direction, so Allah can rain them back down on the Infidels
Step 4: Yell " Aloha Snackbar" the entire time
by ImmaNut January 24, 2017
Get the Middle Eastern Gun Trainingmug. @Eastern-sailor can be seen in reddit.com. He is The smartest Guy you would meet. Also not to mention he has another face... Which no one knows... Just dont bother with this guy.
EG: Eastern-sailor destroyed Chattit
by POET_2004 May 10, 2020
Get the Eastern-Sailormug. When you're having anal sex with several sailors at once When in port on the Atlantic coast while facing the rising sun over the ocean, finishing with a mouth-flooding of seamen so overwhelming that you can't catch your breath for several seconds. Also known as (AKA) "water canoodling"
by B. Just B. August 6, 2025
Get the Eastern Seaboardmug. 120 degrees in the summer, -20 degrees in the winter. Everyone smokes fucking weed. Every day is 4/20. Literally empty except for one or two cities here and there and some stupid weed shops. Most people there are probably active on r/trees.
Q: Hey i wanna smoke weed legally where should I go?
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
A: EASTERN WASHINGTON IS THE PLACE- Oh yeah, it's empty there.
by Omskmapping July 7, 2022
Get the Eastern Washingtonmug. A political situation/conflict, that is so long and complex, that it's impossible to know who's the bad guy.
by Sepia_ May 14, 2024
Get the Middle Eastern politicsmug. eastern tech is a school were everyone thinks they are the shit but are really not. soccer boys are cockey and self obsessed, everyone’s a pot head, and there are a lot of Asians. everyone says they want to go to their home school but never do. the teachers give too much work and LOVE ap students. schools around baltimore county hate them but still fuck with them. only a couple teachers care about students and the rest just want to make them suffer. they also have the secret stairwell (not very secret) which now has cameras so what’s the point of calling it secret. overall the school is filled with a shit ton of low life’s who party on the weekends and random people that no one knows. #wearetech #mavericks #maverickrumble
(eastern tech student)
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
boy: let’s meet up in the secret stairwell
girl: okay...
boy: ;)
girl: omg I’m so drunk and high!!!!!
boy: omg i can’t feel my face
by Alsjveudjebsysinevstsuwkkevs January 3, 2018
Get the Eastern techmug. When someone of an eastern religion BS's their way out of explaining their position by appealing to mystic jargon as an evasion tactic.
E Michael Jones kept employing the Easternism, 'Logos' in his writing, but never explained what it meant.
by DL the Anti-Ecumenist December 8, 2020
Get the Easternismmug.