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This word has two meanings:

1: You are having a seizure and are in need of immediate medical attention.

2: You are EXTREMELY annoyed. Usually used after unfunny jokes such as Joe Mama.
Person 1: Do you know who Joe is?

Person 2: Stop this isn't even funny

Person 3: Who's Joe?

Person 2: you idiot

Person 1: Joe MAMA

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by AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ_AZ October 12, 2021
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EAS

I’ve been EAS for since Monday
by Thetrickel March 31, 2023
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EA

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by bolivari May 25, 2023
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EA

EA is a name for a girl who has bad anxiety, but is really sweet. She is lesbian so she doesn't like guys and only likes a trans dude named Rye. She is really good at cross country but hates track because she is crazy. she plays the em o-sax but thinks it is called the bass clarinet. She kinda thinks she crazy and hyper but is actually just giving off midget energy. she looks like a tall person but is somehow short. she loves Donald trump. Oh, I forgot... she... has... a... penis...!
Bro, why is that girl aggressively reading a book at us???"
"Because hers names ea and she thinks your gay"
by omniurmom March 25, 2022
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Ea

Sexy and beautiful girl. She is a sporty and a active girl. She is funny and awesome.
She is beautiful
by Hei på deg din sei October 9, 2018
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EA SPORTS

A COMPANY THAT CARES MORE ABOUT THE MONEY THAN THE GAME AND IS STRICTLY PAY TO WIN.
DONT BE AN EA SPORTS OR I WILL HATE U.
by Lakoto January 26, 2021
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ea

Some bitch named Leah who looked at tik tok and saw people where taking off the first and last letter of their name
oh yeah everyone knows that Leah is so addicted to tik tok she changed her name to ea
by notsowholesomeman June 21, 2021
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