A kid that when he has his bangs down and not swept to the side looks like a bar code, somewhat Filipino and has worn a Vietnamese rice farmer hat screaming "ching chong" cause he's uncultured
"Hey, you know that kid Ethan?"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"
"Yeah last time I remember wasn't he dating Ashley"
"Oh dude, I gotta go tell Monolith about this"
by Monolith Morningstar June 18, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. by DrFlimFlam May 8, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. An all-around perfect gentleman who never ceases to surprise and amaze you. The kind of guy who you swoon over and who makes your heart melt into a puddle when he looks your way. A boy that really knows how to treat his girl with dignity and respect and who always makes her feel important and loved.
by jamilynhall March 12, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. 
ethan is awesome and everyone likes him.taven baffour jaylin jaron and every girl loves him yup hes awesome
by mariasan December 10, 2018
Get the ethanmug. Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.
Ethan...NO...
by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
by metamorphos1s July 24, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.