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Ethan is the kind of guy you stumble across once in a lifetime. He has an expansive inner world and likes to observe others. Your conversations with Ethan are never lackluster and continue for hours. He is quiet around those he does not know, but will never hold back around close friends and family. He prioritizes what is important to him and will make it known where you stand in his life. He has high expectations for his own future and pursues opportunities that will allow him to succeed later on. He is optimistic and will encourage those around him continually. He has a beautiful smile and likes to laugh. He is often times healthy and strives to take care of himself. If conflict or drama presents itself, he aims to resolve it quickly. Ethan is mature and intelligent, earning high grades and high respect from those in his life. You feel you can tell him anything as he is understanding and is not quick to judge. A phrase he frequently uses is "It happens." He prefers to go with the flow and take the good with the bad, making him an ideal companion for spontaneous ventures. He has strong morals and believes in helping rather than harming. He may be rather skilled at a multitude of things but does not consider himself a jack of all trades. He is humble but should never doubt his own worth. You knew the moment you met him that he would have an irreplaceable presence in your life.
Example:

“Mark my words, Ethan will pitch for the Dodgers someday.”
Ethan by metamorphos1s July 24, 2022
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The absolute mega chad. The fattest cock and the biggest bank. He never flexes, hes humble in victory and gracious in defeat. Has all the friends you could want, is the best sports player you could ever meet, always friendly to others and caring about his close friends. Ethan the best guy you could know
Ethan: Hello good chums
Friends: Why hello!
Ethan: Where's your money at?
*Puts homies down*
Ethan by anonymous December 14, 2022
Ethan is a total bandwagon. He goes after girls but they all say no. However, this has no affect on him and e continues his pursuit nevertheless. He is a pile of wet stones. His words give you the assumption that his autocorrect is set to random. The only possible way his future would be any brighter would be to summon a black hole under his ass. He is a person of such weapon grade stupidity that it makes the military of the United States look like a joke.
Ethan...NO...
Ethan by CuriousSamurai March 27, 2023
A truly amazing guy. But he has a cock the size of a weee little grain of rice. And is very easily annoyed and can be a dick.
I had sex with this guy he had a dick the size of Ethan
Ethan by Hanery March 14, 2017
have you seen ethan he is bad at football
ethan by mithak October 17, 2017
An Ethan is usually not the brightest bulb in the box. But is really funny an Ethan is usually tall and can dance like NO tomorrow. He can be very annoying sometimes but that is what makes him funny. He is also terrible at spelling, like REALLY BAD at spelling.
Dumb funny hoooottttttt tallll illiterate ladies man Ethan
Ethan by Bear ate my kids June 2, 2017
Ethan is the most kindest person you will ever meet. He cares for you no matter your mistakes. He loves video games especially COD ( Call of Duty ). He is very funny and will listen to you when you need someone to talk to. If he likes you he won't show it very easily, but the signs are very clear. He will stare at you during class like your the best thing to have happened to you. He has the most beautiful eyes you've ever seen with dirty blonde messy hair. He will blush a lot when he's with a girl he likes. When he hugs you it makes you feel like the luckiest girl/person in the world. If you get a Ethan don't let him go.
"Hey, Ethan you wanna walk to class?"

"Sure."

*holds hands*
Ethan by Rayne ;)<3 November 24, 2017