elijah

average man who has blonde hair brown eyes with a small penis normally 2-3 inches hard he is secretly into bisexual intercourse, and loves to rage over xbox! and also have a boner while playing xbox.

that guy is such an a elijah.

by bryan32091 May 18, 2013

Elijah

Kinda a good guy can, be shady at some points in time. Makes it seem like he’s the best person in the world but deep down inside he just wants to rape you. DONT TALK TO ANYONE THATS NAME IS ELIJAH

“Elijah’s coming....RUN!!!!”

by Elijah’s March 1, 2019

Elijah

Dumbest person you will ever meet, will give you AIDS and always has a huge ego.

Don't be a Elijah

by ur_mom2 June 9, 2018

elijah

A turd shaped into a phallus, and then frozen for use as a dildo. (sometimes covered for sanitation)

He rolled out his poop and placed it into the freezer for later use as an elijah.

by ctp_crumpled April 12, 2010

Elijah

Huge doucher, capable of lameness, has slept with 14-17 women or men between the ages of 15 and 50 in any given decade, believes in hogzilla, and frequently overeats.

Last night, I almost pulled an elijah.

by PornTrek February 3, 2010

Elijah

a really dumb bitch who thinks he’s funny but he’s not. in reality he looks like splinter, the sensei from teenage mutant ninja turtles. he loves to start shit. his nickname would be “go dice”

elijah you are such a dumb bitch!!

by bbaj April 24, 2019

Elijah

A person with a very large head who thinks he has a big dick but has a very small one

Elijah if you dont get yo ugly baked bean nose ass outta here ole booty clapping gerbal looking ass im bout to flame yo ugly ass now looking like E.T ole ugly ass yo head bigger than planet earth ole ugly ass

by Deezzzzzzzzz Nutzzzzzzzzzzzzzz May 17, 2016