A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
Get the Sward elementary schoolmug. Extra
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
It is a horrible place and everything is hard
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
It is a horrible place and everything is hard
by Girlgod May 16, 2019
Get the Elementary Schoolmug. Virginia lake elementary was a chill ass school nobody talked shit about you you could eat your own dick and the teachers wouldn’t say anything
by Thicccccccccccccdaddy October 6, 2019
Get the virginia lake elementarymug. you would think people came here to learn but no this fucking school is shit! everyone is fucking assholes to each other and it’s not a fun to be in! this is the school you take your kids to when you want them growing up to be druggies. the school is never quiet because of how many kids are getting yelled at every second. the teachers are literal shit also some are even throwing chairs at their students. and recess is more like being forced against your will to jog the fucking bus loop. but yeah so definitely don’t take your kids to this hell hole.
by hehehe dude May 20, 2019
Get the hickory elementary schoolmug. by GrilledTG November 16, 2020
Get the Wood Elementarymug. this is an elementary school in the fraser canyon near spuzzum british columbia. It was where i went a child a have horrible memories because my extremely cenile step uncle steven raped all the janitors because he had a janitor fetish and he also shoved up all the broom stick handles up his rectum to release the duing beatles from his anus, anyway my great alaskan uncle drove me to chiliwAck after that and i read crabbe on the way home so all was well
by Mongolian Enthusiast February 14, 2025
Get the hOMOrENouS eLeMENTAry..mug. This school is located in Port Saint Lucie Florida. At this school offers pretty good education EXCEPT THE FACT THAT ALL THE KIDS THAT GO THERE ARE FAKE SNAKES🥰
Tom: billy is so annoying
Billy: hi Tom
Tom: hi billy I missed you
Billy: I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TOM
Tom: what are you talking about
Billy: I hate Village green elementary school
Billy: hi Tom
Tom: hi billy I missed you
Billy: I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT ME TOM
Tom: what are you talking about
Billy: I hate Village green elementary school
by Laladoodoo4892 August 9, 2019
Get the Village green elementary schoolmug.