dilligent

Having or showing care and conscientiousness about dill.
Not to be confused with diligent.

Amy: Gotta make sure to be dilligent today!
Tom: Why, what does this have to do with herbs?

by Jooooooooo October 5, 2011

anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.

Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!

by neverknew December 21, 2008

Dillin' Doe

(1)-Verb- To use a Dildo.
(2) See Dildo

"Yeah...Dill My Doe, girl!"

by Rage April 24, 2003

Offshore Drilling

The act of going to a different country (offshore) and partaking in sexual liaisons with the locals (drilling)

OR

Partaking in sexual liaisons in the ocean or any natural body of water

Man 1: I don't get what the big deal about offshore drilling is.

Man 2: What do you mean?! Haven't you seen the effects of the oil spill?

Man 1: I think we are talking about two different things. I'm talking about going to Brazil and getting me some women. The effects of that oil spill could be much worse than the BP oil spill

by IBM-HAL November 25, 2010

Dillion

It is a unit of measurement. The exact number is 1200Q56. It originates from the Olden English terms of Dozen and Million, hence it is like a dozen million.

Jake: How many people are in Wateska?
AJ: About 60 Dillion.

Meghan: They have more tractors than people here.
Kylie: Yeah they definitely have a dillion just hanging around doing nothing.

by Wateska Joe March 1, 2011

dillian

gets lots of blow jobs, likes abbeys, and smokes a lot of weed. usually a pretty cute guy.

shit man, that dillian is always getting a blowjob

by nicole120093 February 7, 2009

dilligaff

do i look like i give a flyn fuck

by Anonymous October 1, 2003