duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022

Duck

Truly the greatest creatures to ever walk the face of the earth. With outstanding levels of intelligence, these birds have ideas far beyond our understandings.

Person 1: Wow, those ducks truly are amazing.
Person 2: I know, right?

by 🦆 The Duck King 🦆 September 11, 2022

duck

quak

duck: quak
john: dang dude thats a nice duck

by qwigger December 23, 2021

duck

a random youtuber that makes whatever content that he wants but his best friend joey has one to called joey8809

idiot 1; have you seen the duck
idiot 2;yes
idiot 1;do you like his content?
idiot 2;kinda

by Josephofthe12yearolds December 29, 2021

Duck

Penis

I went over to Wendell’s house to watch TV and he asked me to pet his duck!

by Vittoria57 March 28, 2022

Duck

Ducks are an annoying kind of species that steal your food and never shut up.

Theu swim in water and are very loud.

You were sitting at the pond enjoying ypur food while staring at the glowing sun, suddenly you hear a very loud sound
"QUACK!!" the duck screamed as it splashed through the water. You realized it was coming after you, The duck opend its mouth and grabbed you from the hair and slammed you into the water.It quickly and sneakily went for the food in your hand, "QuaCK!" it screamed in victrory and evilness, laughing at you as it swam off into the sun. You were shocked as you were coverd in water and had no food!.

by islayeddd February 7, 2022

duck

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021