whore drawer

Toys found in basket or nightstand adjacent or near a bed for quick sexual pleasure.
Eve couldn't cum, so I told her to reach in the Whore Drawer to get the rabbit and lube.
by Xique October 03, 2019
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toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.
He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.
by Poison puppy July 03, 2017
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not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )
I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.
by DavilMorn April 04, 2024
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juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.
I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.
by vamptink October 03, 2013
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Poop Drawer

A person that draws poop for commissions online to people with a scat fetish; it’s a very secret and private art world, but the community is big like some shits. ;)
Drawer 1: So what do you draw for people?
Hot Drawer Girl 4: I make overpriced drawings and 3d animations of shit :>
Drawer 1: Oh… your a poop drawer

(he ran far away that day some might even say he’s still running.
by Ciel.5 December 23, 2024
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Drawer-oner

A more modern and woke term for someone that applies facial enhancements to another, usually with color. In the past these have been called makeup artists, but they are so much more.
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drawer of horrors

My step-father pulls out a vibrator from my mothers drawer of horrors and says “it’s a back massager.”
by sonofacoochie February 06, 2022
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