Alt-timers disease

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.

Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009

Parkinson's disease

A progressive neurodegenerative disease that causes tremors, stiffness, and rigidity in the muscles. There is no known cause or cure. Mohammad Ali and Michael J Fox both suffer from early onset Parkinson's disease. Early onset parkinsons often ends in a wheel chair with the ability to only move their eyes.

My father was diagnosed with Parkinson's disease.

by Educatedperson October 12, 2014

Head up ass disease

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

by ReallyGood January 2, 2012

dumbass disease

it is something you were born with, and it shows up when you reach your highest level of dumbass possible

Paul just realized he has the dumbass disease.

by smartass (: August 26, 2009

Dossalin

Word meaning "boner", or "erection". Discovered in
Sean-a-Paul's song "Like Glue", where he seems to say
"Semi-Dossalin" in the beginning lines, though no one will really know what he's saying. Semi-Dossalin would obviously be defined as a half-erection.

"Wow that girl's really hot"
"Yeah I just got a dossalin"

by Julio Mendez March 19, 2008

Disease of the children

Famous tiktoker named Luis.Stan. Makes tiktoks about food and he is flexing his money.He is famous for saying "ce draci aveti pe voi!" which means something like you have demons inside your head. Overall great man and tiktoker + his facial gestures are awsome.

Godamn you are such a disease of the children!

by PateuDeGasca February 6, 2021

blockormore disease

A less popular form of butter face. It's a girl who you thought looked really could from a distance, but when you got up on her she looked more like a grizzly bear with tits.

"she looks good from a block or more away"

guy 1: "dude, check out that girl!"
guy 2: "hell yea. lets go talk to her"
*walks up close*
guys 1 & 2: "OMG blockormore! run!"

by Bo November 28, 2003