the dipshit table

An imaginary table specifically for a dipshit/dipshits

Person 1: If the earth is round why does all the water not go to the bottom because of gravity?
Person 2: bro are you serious? Thats it, GO TO THE DIPSHIT TABLE

by I read dictionaries January 17, 2022

Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.

I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!

by ESPeciallyscientific April 18, 2018

dipshit blitz

the dipshit blitz is when you pull a coat over somebody's head in a fight and punch them in the face until they get knocked out

timmy: your mom
tim: stfu before I preform the dipshit blitz on you

by Screech16 February 18, 2023

Dipshit

Ranish.

Ranish you fucking dipshit!!!

by god__himself February 26, 2024

Flighty Von Dipshit

An inept or unaware person.

There goes Flighty Von Dipshit, lost in her own world.

by Emogenome August 15, 2019

Dipshit

Often described as a young man named Jordan Weishoff. Goes by “Jordy” or “Dumbass”

Hey Dipshit, you don’t need a crane to lift a 2x4 wall with six guys standing around.

by TTTaylorrrrr December 3, 2024

dipshit

A person, typically a CrossFitter who sucks at doing dips.

"Hey bro, what is that noise"?

"Oh, that is just that dipshit CrossFit-Steve grinding his rotator cuff to dust with his kipping pull-ups"

by KawaiiKiwi February 14, 2020