Dickalouche

Derogatory term: a combination of dick, loser & douche. You'll be amazed at how many times this word will flow off your tongue - the perfectly appropriate insult in many, many situations!

I just asked you a simple question, you don't need to be such a dickalouche and snap back at me." OR, "If he stops behaving like dickalouche, he might get lucky tonight."

by Petah a/k/a P-Ho July 7, 2011

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Dickamortis

Another term for morning wood. Rigor mortis of the dick, in the am.

I woke up this morning with raging dickamortis

by Cahscholar August 13, 2017

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1. The daily amount of dick a female needs to keep her in check
2. The average amount of dick a female/male recieves per day based on an average of how many times one has sex or needs to have sex per week

Brenda's daily dickage is very low because she rarely had sex with her husband (don't get married).

by OGmud June 23, 2015

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Dickagobendirf

The act of loving Christofer Drew Ingle, Dahvie Vanity, Andy Sixx, and Zombies

Sam: I'm listening to a mix of Nevershoutnever!, Blood on the Dance Floor, and Black Veil Brides! Oh, and planing on how to create zombies!

Zoe: Dickagobendirf for life<3

Sam: You know it!

by BVBNSBOTDF November 13, 2011

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dickant

A flaming latino homosexual who loves when a white homosexual takes a dump on his handlebar mustasche

We saw so many dickants at the mall today!

by jaxercise December 27, 2008

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dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.

**Female: Damn, I was really looking forward to getting that dick-down this weekend....but he decided that wouldn't work (dickappointment). Thinking he could get a rain check. Silly Man.

**Male: Damn, I was gonna put it on ole girl in Va this wkend , But my ppl from college are coming to my town, ill get with Miss Va. some other time......only to realize there are no 2nd chances-dickappointment

Dickappointment- The non gender specific genitalia related disappointment, due to a long awaited rendezvous. And no rain checks are issued or accepted.

by MaleCollector December 1, 2015

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