Divorce.

The financial punishment in America for abandoning your friends and family for sex.

Yea I haven't seen Jason in 10 years, it's about time for him to get a divorce.

by Ufa1 May 19, 2020

Divorce Shower

A celebration of freedom and independence when ending a marriage or long term relationship.

Me and the boys are throwing divorce showers all summer long.

by Buddhaenamored June 7, 2020

Divorced Old

The age where you’ve been able to be married and had a life and kids, but then overtime, it didn’t work out so like, time has gone by.

Girl: My lecturer is sipping boba tea. He’s kinda weird.
Guy: How old is he?
Girl: He’s old, like divorced old.

by Clonkerino June 14, 2020

Divorced parents card

The special card only people with divorced parents can use to get out practically anything.

Hey do you want to go get ice cream?
No I can’t my parents are divorced.
You used to the divorced parents card to get out of anything!

by ChanclaLord December 13, 2020

Divorce vows

The vows the divorcing couple make to each other with hopes of a cordial post-marriage relationship. Awash in disillusion, not unlike with marriage vows, the couple untying the knot make promises of paying child support regularly, not switching weekends without notice, embracing new spouses, etc.

The divorce vows Rick and Cindy made to each other lasted about 3 months, approximately the same time as marriage vows last before disintegrating into reality.

by Grant Rampus February 7, 2021

Divorce Present

Like a push present. Except you buy something for yourself to celebrate your new found independence.

Check out my new car! It's my divorce present.

by Kitty kitty lol lol February 22, 2021

Divorce

Divorce is when the parents say bye bye to each other, HAHA.

“My parents are divorced.”
“Haha, lucky.”
“ I know right.”
this wouldn’t have happened if you just ate the ham.

by Divorcesucks June 5, 2021