Dickweed

That one type of guy that has an ego bigger than his dick, theres always a dickweed.

Guy 1 “Fuckin dickweed,”

Guy 2 “The hell does that mean?”

Guy 1“Im not explaining it,”

by Veeve June 6, 2023

dickbeard

noun.

A person that gargles a man's balls with said man's penis resting on their chin (hence dickbeard), their nose is typically buried in the man's asshole.

verb.

The act of giving a dickbeard.

n. Thanks for the dickbeard Jimmy.

v. Jimmy is dickbearding John.

by deags2k September 7, 2023

Dickweed

Someone who is so icky and dicky that u wouldn’t be surprised if they had weeds tangled down there.

“Lincoln is such a dickweed for what he did, literally a walking ick”

“David is a dickweed”

by hauntinggemini January 7, 2024

Dickweed

Someone who is a walking ick, and a big fat liar, and treats people like trash, it wouldn’t be surprising if they had weeds growing down there.

“I hate Lincoln hes such a dickweed”

“David is the biggest dickweed of all dickweeds”

by hauntinggemini January 10, 2024

dickweed

a friend who is stupid when some one is addressing them

teacher:(fake name) joey shut up now

joey: whos she talkin to?

Friend: you dickweed

by yeyebrother24 January 15, 2024

Dickbreath

Someone who's breath is so bad while sucking.

Billy: "Hey Jared, Cindy has dickbreath."

Jared: "Aww thats nasty."

by PapaShnitz November 20, 2023

Dickseed

a person who is being a total knobhead and is annoying to you, probably named latte, madison, max or james

"yo bro latte being a dickseed"
"i know fuck them"

by epicbrolater January 29, 2026