Diarrhexting

The act of texting while suffering loose bowel movements.

A: Hey, got my message regarding about the dinner I made last night?

B: Yeah mom, I was diarrhexting to people including you. Try cooking better next time.

by YangBang December 1, 2010

diarrhea

A smelly substance that torpedos out of ones asshole. Reaching speeds of over 90 miles an hour. Diarrhea can come in a variety of colors and is always in a liquid state.

I was doing this girl up the butt and then she had diarrhea all over the place

by mastaecbbbestinwest November 14, 2006

Sonic Diarrhea

The worst kind of diarrhea known to man. Trust me you don't want it. The first case was founded in 1968 when a gang of rogue space pirates brought the virus to a small town in Bangladesh. It is lethal and can strike at any time.

"Dude i just shat out my kidney"

"That's Sonic Diarrhea man...keep the fuck away from me"

by Steve Irwin??? LOL December 7, 2006

Diarrhea Dick

When you're preforming anal on someone and they have the shits and shit while you're in there but your weiner is like a cork holding in all the poo and by the time you pull out and the volcano begins there's poo that got in your pee hole so you gotta pee it out as if your dick has diarrhea

Man I was hitting Becky's backdoor last night after taco bell and she gave me a diarrhea dick

by SignedDeath January 3, 2021

Ice Diarrhea

When using the automatic ice dispenser on one's refrigerator, typically after frustration at no results, the sudden burst of an unnecessarily gross number of cubes all at once, often accompanied by an excessive amount of ice shards.

While attempting to make an evening cocktail, my glass was overcome by a sudden bout of "ice diarrhea." There were ice shards everywhere!

by BurgWords December 3, 2013

excorcising the diarrhea demon

the act of passing large quantity's of painful but liquid stool. this seemingly endless supply of diarrhea seems to come not from your own bowels but from the bowels of hell itself

dude stay away from murrays house for a while, i heard hes been excorcising the diarrhea demon all day

by Sir Tiberious Waffleton 1st January 11, 2011

Diarrhea Express

Pooping your pants to leave work; Usually because it has gotten too busy.

"OMG, why is it so busy today!? Looks like I'll be taking the 'ol Diarrhea Express home."

by Mustache Comb December 2, 2009