Diarrhea dilemma

The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.

1. Shit your pants in public

2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above

Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...

100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."

by BigFanDan February 8, 2009

Diarrhea of the fingers

When you type very fast and a lot. One who types long e-mails and messages has this condition. One who types your eyes off suffers from this.

I had Diarrhea of the fingers last night, I must have typed a Novella!

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Diarrhea Holocaust

The worst catastrophe since I ejaculated into a fan. An event that is literally like taking your cock, beating an angry cat with it while simultaneously shitting on your mom. Something so unmentionable that it gives you the sensation that a dozen catholic priests are sodomizing you repeatedly then finally sticking a purple candle in your sphincter and burning your insides with hot wax while cooking priest semen in your bunghole. Seriously, I'd rather be a youngling in Revenge of the Sith than go through this.

Mike:wassup dude, how was your birthday? me:shitty, it was a total Diarrhea holocaust.

by ExplosiveSoap August 6, 2011

diarrhea frisbee

Taco Bell's limited time crunchwrap supreme. It looks like a frisbee and is filled with a diarrhea-like substance.

I ordered a diarrhea frisbee for lunch. It tasted like poop.

by mendicant~ July 21, 2005

diarrhea shrapnels

noun. the splattered shit caused by the initial explosion of your explosive wet shit

The moment i set loose of my shit, diarrhea shrapnels got stuck everywhere....including my face.

by SickFiend May 23, 2016

Diarrhea Watch

When you have to watch over someone or an animal to make sure they don't diarrhea in the house.

The dog ate my enchiladas from the table while I was taking a call. Now he's on Diarrhea Watch.

Ricky drank too much and has been passed out farting. Now we have him on Diarrhea Watch.

by BBQ Baby Guts September 17, 2016

diarrhea Christmas lights

Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.

Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.

by Brotatoe721 February 20, 2021