shortasoures

needs to grow in many places.
is a smarty pants
usually has brown or brownish eyes
is fun to be with
makes everything a joke
has tons of friends and 1 danb ass crazy cuzin
"hey dude yu see diana gomez?"
"no she is to short to see"

"Whats the defenition of smart?"
"Diana Gomez"
by shorty 101 peace January 25, 2010
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1 in the pink, 4 in the stink.

Usually works with Portuguese girls, because they love it in the ass and are quite loose.

1 finger in the cunt, and 4 up the ol' anus
While I was throwing it to that portuguese whore, Diana, she begged me for a dirty Diana.
by JDube March 31, 2006
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a place where you can buy magic copper healing rod's-n-shit
I just bought a pyramid from Diana's Magic and it justs sits there....WTF?
by The Man 5 June 12, 2008
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Diana ren is the most underrated youtubed i have ever watched. she’s funny but sometimes tries to hard on the sound effects but is still funny. also she has nice music taste
diana ren got me on this song and it’s stuck in my head
by blueasswater January 17, 2019
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Diana Dumitrescu is the most beautiful actress Romania has.
Have you seen Diana Dumitrescu in that series?
by Lanternaq December 21, 2010
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When a female takes a shit while she's on her period.
"Those tacos were clutch! You have any tampons? I gotta go drop a Dirty Diana.
by DDAyaya January 13, 2021
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Kelly: Why is Gregory taking so long in the Bojangles bathroom?
Erin: He must be pulling off a dirty diana.
by Yeetle Needle July 3, 2018
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