Dessi

This creature is always a women she loves boys who are smaller and younger than her.
It’s also a persian word that means dumbass.

You are so dessi

by Amir the god December 16, 2019

Dirty Dessert

The step after "sloppy seconds".

-Being the third person to get with a girl.

Dude, Drew was Dana's Dirty Dessert last night.

by Mike Wozowski May 18, 2009

Crohn's Dessert

A succulent blend of human diarrhea from someone who has Crohn's disease arranged appetizingly inside a dessert bowl. Commonly served with pistachio ice cream and a wafer.

"Mr. Johnson, on account of this being your birthday we'd like to present to you a complimentary bowl of Crohn's Dessert on the house!"

by Jerf Shmittz November 13, 2009

dessie

Male Genitalia, otherwise known as the penis.
Or cock

I so got her last night with my dessie.

I love it when she sits on top of my dessie!

Ow, my dessie!

by Ow my Jordan January 13, 2008

desso

short for Desperados.

Can a desso for me and a disso and coke for my lady?

by dipset1983 December 16, 2013

Dessert and Coffee

Inserting both your balls (coffee) and your cock (dessert) in the act of intercourse.

This includes both vaginal and anal intercourse. If executed with a same sex partner the act then becomes "Tea and Crumpets".

I hope you don't mind baby, but I'm going to treat myself to some dessert and coffee tonight.

by dessertandcoffee November 13, 2011

dessert bar

A type of a speakeasy with a mixed concept of a bar and a bakery that serves both alcohol and dessert

Lets grab a drink and some cake in the dessert bar

by B294 November 21, 2016