smart delay start

A start that is delayed from its normal time because of a smartphone use.

e.g. (at a petrol servo, while waiting in line)
- "Why isn't this car moving out, they've been finished for 5' now!"
- "They probably do a smart delay start! Honk at them! Or wait until they've finished texting."

by tropicalm October 18, 2017

delayed booty

when someone's ass (preferably female), by the way they walk, their ass cheeks flops above their thigh dramatically 1 second later after each step

Bro check out that girl's delayed booty, that shits so weird, it like flops way later than it really should

by jerryaki666 May 09, 2017

Delayed spit

A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.

Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.

by JohnnyG561 September 10, 2017

DeLayed gratification

A term for Money Laundering. Coined after the infamous house majority leader, Tom DeLay, after his conviction on money laundering charges.

John realized that most of the money he made was illegal, so he didn't mind some DeLayed gratification while he moved the money around in order to hide it's source.

by ohIkawtyou2 November 25, 2010

disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people

The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019

Sleep delaying

Skipping sleep to go to bed in a more desirable time later

"Yeah I had a shitty sleep schedule I had to pull a sleep delay"
"That sucks bro"
"Sleep delaying"
"What?"

by DeezieKM December 26, 2022

delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 03, 2018