A male in their 30's (or older) who lives with their parents and has never lived independently. They are content with having a job that has little to no responsibility and doesn't require a background check or drug tests. They are not sure how to attract a female, save money for the future to buy or rent their own place, nor save for their retirement. Often referred to as Peter Pan Syndrome. Ambitions tend to focus on becoming a social media influencer without any plan for how to do that. They have entered the Delayed Entry Program for adults.
Ted is in his 30's, lives at home and works part-time at a local store. He is not sure how to set goals such as move out on his own or advance in his career. He has entered the delayed entry program (for adults)
by NorwoodNative January 1, 2025
Get the Delayed Entry Programmug. Someone who rarely gets back to people on time. May show up late to events and smells like old cheese.
by Diet Soup October 9, 2019
Get the Delayed Tylermug. Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.
Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness
Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness
Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.
Day delay is always the worst pain.
Day delay is always the worst pain.
by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016
Get the day delaymug. When you hurt yourself, and your body is good for a few seconds, but then the pain happens (ex: stubbing your toe, feeling it after a half second)
Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
Aching muscle barely counts, this is mainly for delay in the seconds.
by zaxqscwdvefbrgnthmyjukilopqazw March 22, 2024
Get the delayed painmug. when someone's ass (preferably female), by the way they walk, their ass cheeks flops above their thigh dramatically 1 second later after each step
Bro check out that girl's delayed booty, that shits so weird, it like flops way later than it really should
by jerryaki666 May 27, 2017
Get the delayed bootymug. The act of either not having fast reactions in general, or delaying your reactions on purpose. May be shortened to DRS. Another word for this is "being a lazy piece of shit". DRS is normally present in people who couldn't give two shits about the world around them, even their friends.
Example:
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
1: Dude, why did you let the ball go into the goal?
2: What do you mean?
3: Dude, I think you have Delayed Reaction Syndrome
2: I'm not that lazy
1: Then why didn't you save it?
2: I don't know man
1: I think you're just a lazy piece of shit
3: For real
by spriggan. September 14, 2023
Get the Delayed Reaction Syndromemug. by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012
Get the delayed textingmug.