faux date

A date in which the guy pays for dinner and gets no ass.

Faux Dater: "I went on a faux date last night"
Friend: "How is your wallet?"
Faux Dater: "Empty"
Friend: "How is your nutsack?"
Faux Dater: "Full"

by Chadwyck April 17, 2008

Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

by srav December 27, 2010

Play Date

If you meet someone just to have sex

Hey babe wanna come over for a play Date

by Mingyourfling May 1, 2020

Date Gape

Is a continued feeling of orifice openness that occurs after having a date with a partner involving willing and consensual anal or vaginal sex. Date Gape is the desirable feeling that one's arse or vagina is still open, throbbing and gaping after having ass wrecking and vajayjay pounding sex leaving one wide open and filled with pleasure. Date Gape can last up to 24-48 hours post coital activity.

After a wonderful evening out with her blind date, Tonya invited Blair back to her apartment. After some friendly foreplay, they went to the bedroom and engaged in several hours of anal and vaginal sex. Blair later went home and left Tonya in a euphoric state with Date Gape.

by Eaton Holgoode January 30, 2015

Dapeng

An extremely huge Phoenix found in Chinese and Indian legends. Legends states that it serves as an arbiter whom kills any dragons that are considered evil.
The word is now an uncommon name used by the Chinese. An area of the Chinese city of Shenzhen is also named after Dapeng.

Dapeng Peninsula

by Carmichael7 April 22, 2009

Noah Danenhower

@itsnoah.d on Tiktok. A 18 year old from New Jersey known for repeatedly going to Dunkin and buying a (or multiple) “Charli Damilfio” and pouring it on himself. He has hundreds of thousands of followers and has probably destroyed his car’s interior after recently surpassing 100 days of pouring the notorious drink on himself. He also catchphrased “You Silly?” and has created a merch line.

“Hey did you see Noah Danenhower’s new video on TikTok? Yeah he hit 100 days in a row of pouring the Charli on himself.”

by hxnnxh21_ January 6, 2021

Ice Cream Date

What you tell your family/children when you are sneaking away to have sex in a car.

"Hey kids, be good for your grandma, we're going on an ice cream date."
"I had a lot of fun on our 'ice cream' date last night. Your chocolate mixed nicely with my strawberry."

by TheFilthyGypsy September 26, 2019