Danish Brunch

1. The act of rimming an unwashed, sweaty ass.
2. A brunch consisting of typical Danish foods.

"Gandalf is having a Danish Brunch."
"Ew, who's ass is he eating?"
"No no, he's having a brunch consisting of typical Danish foods."

by Dan_tm April 24, 2022

Danish Donut

A group of three or more people in an anal fisting train while listening to the soundtrack of Call Me by Your Name.

He’s not gonna make it into work today. He was at the hostel last night having a danish donut with his friends.

by Donutoperator August 2, 2021

Cherry Danish

When a women is menstruating and a man ejaculates on her vagina and then licks it up.

I love the taste of my wife’s cherry danish.

by I love sailors March 9, 2023

danish croquette

When, while performing ass to mouth, the person performing the oral work vomits into the anal cavity, and the receiver holds the gained material inside for at least a day so it mangles with the next buildup of droppings, which will in normal cases be non-liquid and firm, but different in color and texture, like Danish remoulade.

Say, Hans Christian, how was your toilet visit? -Well, Mads, I think we managed to make a perfect Danish croquette.

by GekkieNietGekkie May 31, 2019

Fariz Danish

sweet talker everyone loves him so much

even his ex could not move on even though she find someone who is more attractive then him
not so intelligent but very intelligent in making people laugh
he never hurt someone's feelings
he is a soft talker with a heart

salvia : I'm so scared,he will get angry
amin : don't worry he is fariz danish

by indigocyan August 28, 2019

Danish Oven

When a woman queefs under the sheets and traps you with the fishy smell.

I dare not give Liana a dutch oven, least I wake up in a danish oven...

by Betty Wight November 26, 2017

Danish Mudflaps

Pretty much the same thing as Turkish mudflaps, but neater and with better insurance

OMG she/he has Danish Mudflaps!

by Maggot211 May 11, 2015