Cookie dough is the holy grail of food; an utterly amazing, brilliant, treat that is considered the most delicious food in many places. You make it with just the right amount of salt and with as many chocolate chips as possible. Cookie dough is known to relieve stress and release endorphins which makes you happy. Cookie dough is one of the best foods in the whole entire history of the whole wide world and I urge you, reader, to try it and experience true happiness.
“Ugh im so sad 😭 “
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
“Maybe you should try cookie dough!”
*after eating cookie dough*
“Omg I feel so amazing! Cookie dough is the best food in the whole entire history of the whole wide world!!”
by Violet ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ August 30, 2020
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Much like his predecessor gave out Donny Dollars for Socialism. President Biden will give out Joe Dough as his form of Socialism
by John Q Public January 19, 2021
by Coledinho February 28, 2017
Since big corporates have stolen our bread and cake for decades as their profits, throw them their biscuit dough.
by Turbin Mike October 11, 2020
Noun: A young kittenish man from Kansas of German descent. Likes playing Halo and watching crazy movies with JP.
by JP December 20, 2004
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