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Doorknob

The most fucking useless object to put on a door to open it close it!!! Just stick to handles.
Person 1: bruh I can't open this door!!!

Person 2: I know.... you gotta twist it like a little to the right, then jiggle it to the left and then punch full force next to the lock and it will come open.

Person 1: it didn't work, this doorknob sucks... You should get them all replaced with handles.
by BRUHsslesproutboi September 16, 2020
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Doorknob greaser

A prowler who tests doors at night to find unsecured homes. They’re usually deterred by signs of male presence.
"I caught someone jiggling the handle last night."
"Sounds like a doorknob greaser, put some of your husband's worn workbooks out on the stoop."
by ColenaSix November 26, 2024
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Doorknob

by Sam234 August 1, 2014
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Doorknob

Person with such a small dick(also curved) that when they jerk off it looks like they are turning a doorknob
He has a doorknob omg
by Zuzuzups January 5, 2022
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Doorknob

A girl who gives every guy in the room a turn
Damn makenzie was really doorknobing it last night
by Yaboifromwinni February 14, 2020
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Radley doorknob

When you put your nose in a unwiped arsehole
by Rimlock March 28, 2023
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Doorknob

When a someone grabs another boys balls and rotates them like a doorknob
Kobe: “if you don’t shut up imma doorknob you”
by Shrek IIIIIII August 30, 2019
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