Discord ping

Fucking hell when you are just having a good vibe session.

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU

by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020

Discord Moderator

A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.

Random User: sends meme

Discord Moderator: NO FUCKING MEMES IN GENERAL

by Trash idiot August 12, 2021

Discord mods

The guardians of social-media platform Discord, in which they keep order in their own fascinating way. Discord mods are typically horny overweight teenagers that lick their greasy french-fry fingers while banning someone from their server for having an opinion. Also balls deep into roleplay.

Discord mod: "oh hey I see you are enjoying the server Xxx_makayla_xxX, maybe you would like to go in a VC channel with me and listen to your music."

Normal person on server: "Stop simping dude that's my sister"

Discord mod (to himself, strong lisp, doing power movements: "You dare defy my mortal? I have the ultimate power, in the name of justice I will smite thee with the force of the ban hammer!!"

Discord server: "Normal person has left the server"

Discord mod (again to himself, with heavy lisp, in a high pitched voice): "I love Discord mods and I escpically love you and you big, loving french-fry fingers"

(back in normal voice): "I know yo love me Xxx_makalya_xxX"

(proceeds to start moaning to himself)

by DryBalls March 31, 2021

Discord Lalyre

Discord Lalyre is a person that does not appreciate the ancient quote "It is what it is...". As a matter of fact, this individual enjoys replying the sender of this quote with a no followed by their name, both words in capital letters. Please be assured that Discord Lalyre can change their mind in case of constant spam. Thank you for your awareness.

Ed: "IT IS WHAT IT IS!"
Discord Lalyre: "NO! ED!"

by harti04 January 25, 2021

The Discord Effect

When you hop onto discord for a 20 minute yarn, but end up staying for 4 hours and reduced productivity

Jerry WANTED to stay for 20 min, but stayed for 3 hours and got nothin done that night, he just got the discord effect.

by not somebody you know April 21, 2019

Shark_Park discord

An authoritarian community ruled by Text101. The moderation takes heavy inspirations from George Orwell's 1984.

Person 1: Im a fucking retard
Person 2: Damn you must be a Shark_Park discord member

by Flurk August 6, 2021

Discord Mod

A person that is fat.

Someone: Im a discord mod
Someone else: no one asked

by Can You Hear The Silence December 24, 2022