dirt diver

Someone that aint afraid of getting his hand dirty when working.

Also a character in CBS the units

Jakes aint afraid to get his hands dirty. Hes a real dirt diver

Mack code name is DirtDiver

by JiDe T. November 15, 2007

Dirt Nasty

Dirt Nasty is a rapper from the group the Dyslexic Speedreaders. His real name is Simon Rex. Rex is a former MTV VJ and has landed various acting roles, most notably Scary Movie 3, where he played the white rapper. MTV let him go as a VJ after gay pornographic films with him in them surfaced on the internet. Today he is a succesful rapper/producer. Some of his more famous songs include "1980" and "My Dick," a song he sings with his Dyslexic Speedreader compadres Mickey Avalon and Andre Legacy.

"Yo dude did you see Dirt Nasty at the Roxy last night?"

"Man I wish I got as many girls as Dirt Nasty"

by D-Nasty Fan December 9, 2008

Dirt merchant

A person who would sell just about anything to make a buck. They are cheap and not very sociable. They make terrible friends because they constantly try to screw people out of money. They prefer to do business in the cheapest way possible. Dirt merchants are nothing more than scum of the earth...

John says: "Hey Sally, I need a laptop computer that's cheap."

Sally says: "Well John, why don't you go buy one from that dirt merchant down the street!"

by Lorne S Grant February 15, 2006

dirt chicken

Fried chicken, purchased from a fried chicken take-away store but not KFC. Very cheap, greasy, and tasty as hell. Ubiquitous in the UK, especially in lower socio-economic areas.

Dirt chicken stores often have names like 'Chicken Cottage', 'Texas Fried Chicken' or 'Southern Fried Chicken', and the colours and logo's of the signs may imitate KFC.

Can also be shortened to 'dirt'.

The term originated due to the perceived lower quality of the product compared to KFC (owing to the cheaper price), and because of the 'dirty' appearance of the stores in question. For this reason, 'dirt' may be applied to other take-away foods where the price is low and hygiene questionable, eg, 'dirt curry', 'dirt kebabs'.

"Man I'm hungover, let's grab some dirt chicken."
"KFC, that's rich man's dirt."

by Zippoaus February 28, 2009

dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:

Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!

by mudpiglet October 21, 2006

Christmas dirt

It is snow as defined by my four year old.

We have a late start for school tomorrow because of Christmas dirt.

by Elisabunny November 29, 2022

Dirt Rod

A situation in which a heterosexual male human being is having anal sex with a female human being in the doggystyle position and a 2nd male enters the room and inserts his penis into the other male's anus from behind. The male in the middle is perplexed as to whether he should continue his anal sex with the woman while he gets it from behind or if he should just stop altogether.

Male 1: "I hooked up with the hottest girl at the club last night and everything was going fine until she surprised me with the dirt rod."

Male 2: "Oh man! So did you stop or continue?"

Male 1: "I finished and got the hell out of there!"

by nirvarner September 3, 2010