dildo

A rubber penis, (pen-ile) of the Male genetalia, formed to pleasure the opposite sex (women) or if your a gay fag (male). I assume that you would shove it up your asshole but in cases...if your gay you might as well shove it up the vagina that you currently have.

The gay homosexual faggot, shoved a dildo up his ass

The virgin woman "marry" stuck a dildo into her so called, sagging vagina.

Oh and a dildo has balls, unlike J.B. (justin bieber)

by TheOneWhoFucksAll June 30, 2010

dildo

a toy used by woman to ples themselves

"i used a dildo lst night"

by o ya come on June 17, 2009

Dildo

A large (or small) object used through men and women or whatever gender you are to masturbate or as decorations on Halloween.

WOW!!! Look at all those spooky dildos!

by Niglet Raper June 21, 2016

Dildo

A female sex toy that you can put in the anus

I use a dildo when I'm lonely

by KingSavage997 April 25, 2017

Dildo

Dildo means a fake penis that girls/guys use.

Example: The Dildo I used last night went 12 inches deep in your mom.

by Madkso June 7, 2018

dildo

The piece of silicon your bitch is using when shes thinking or Michel b Jordan at night after you give her your mediocre shrimp dick making her wonder why shes with you .

"why you using that dildo babe we just had sex" (her) "yeah for like 2 seconds you limp dick bastard "

by nellyboi December 3, 2018

Dildo

Nickname for people named Dylan.

"Dina, this is my friend Dildo Hack"

by dhluvvs January 16, 2013