(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.
(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."
(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."
(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
by isa_approved January 11, 2010
1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.
2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
by dildoslap October 15, 2008
by lwekjr July 11, 2008
When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.
Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!
or
Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
or
Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
by JewDoo My COCK October 26, 2008
Taco seaoning.
by qwerty7654321 November 12, 2018
A dildo is a sex toy that is used for pleasure to both male and females. It is shaped like a mans cock(penis or dick) that would enter an anus or pussy
by That one guy 2827 December 20, 2017