dildo

(noun) a penis-shaped object sold in sex stores and home catalogs used to probe and stimulate the vagina or anus.

(adjective) describes someone who lacks common sense or cannot seem to use logic to make sense of things. That is, their logic and mentality is "floppy" just like a dildo. (the term applies to both men and women).
(noun)
GIRL 1:"Girl, my boyfriend's dick isn't as big as I thought. "
GIRL 2: "You should buy yourself a dildo. It's probably bigger than his dick."

(adjective)
DETECTIVE: "If the man drove her home, and he was the only one at her house at that time, and he myesteriously disappeared, he must have murdered her! Am I right?"
ROOKIE: "I don't get it..."
DETECTIVE: "Dude, you're such a dildo!"
by isa_approved January 11, 2010
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Dildo

1. a sex toy, often explicitly phallic in appearance, intended for bodily interaction during masturbation or sexual intercourse.

2. Lead singer of the band pairemoore.
Dildo started singing at the sexy, young age of 69
by dildoslap October 15, 2008
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Dildo

by Gaisko June 16, 2003
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Dildo

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.
by lwekjr July 11, 2008
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Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.
Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.
by JewDoo My COCK October 26, 2008
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Dildo

Taco seaoning.
Yo, I had a dildo on my taco last night. It was amazing. You should try it some time.
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A dildo is a sex toy that is used for pleasure to both male and females. It is shaped like a mans cock(penis or dick) that would enter an anus or pussy
I can’t think of a big enough dildo I could use
by That one guy 2827 December 20, 2017
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